What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:30

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

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“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

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Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What! how could you do that?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

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So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

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My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Do you know what she said mum?

True - how I loved my mum!

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What do you mean son?